mooseproduce's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zomborg Apocalypse - 004]

:O AIIIGH!

I thought it was bad at first, but now you're simply finishing a quarter of a movie and uploading it! WAIT 'TILL YOU'VE FILLED UP YOUR TIME BEFORE YOU UPLOAD!

Good God, I love this stuff but every time I see that "will he survive" crap 30 seconds into the movie, it makes me want to SCREAM!

SPLANKGY responds:

hahaha thanks...i think....hmm?

[Zomborg Apocalypse - 006]

Ooooh! Schweet!

Maybe make these a bit longer? You have plenty of filesize left; try going to 3.5 megs or so next time, because this movie was over way too fast. The graphics were quite cool, kind of reminiscent of Madness characters but more realistic...
And obviously, that huge thing at the end was wicked cool. Animate it well in the next segment!

GOOD WORK! Just make 'em longer and/or quicker paced!

SPLANKGY responds:

3.5mb is way to big for my feeble dail-up to readily handle! thanks mooseproduce!

[CC / LL Collab of Sadness]

Welll...

Some parts were decent, some tried too hard to be funny, and Pube Muppet is a retard. I wasn't sure whether to laugh at the credits or blam you all to the depths of hell. :) Anyhoo, good job to smoe of you, not so good to the rest of you, and good luck with the ever-present Lock/Clock racism at good ol' NG.

bgryderclock responds:

thanks<3

[Lock Hawk Down Part One]

VERY good.

It's been a while since I've seen anything of any value from the Clock Crew; since they began they've been 99% crap with a few AWESOME classics.

But what I've NEVER seen is a good Lock movie! You are the first notable Lock I've seen so far, and I'm impressed. You've still got some problems here and there, but with practise I'll definately look forward to your stuff. :) If you guys made a Clock Legends-style game with Locks vs Clocks, I'd be a fan.

Good luck with the Lock/Clock racism on Newgrounds! :D

Rho-VIII responds:

Thanks ^_^!

I've said this over and over again, when you guys say problems and glitches, please please please give me some examples!!

[The Siscovery]

Hee hee hee!

:D That was great! Are you guys British or Australian? I suck with accents.

Dan-Mazkin responds:

We're australian actually, all of us are living in melbourne. It's always funny when i spot an aussie accent on newgrounds, we stick out like a sore thumb!!! Thanks for the reviews!

[NG TTVI Wallpaperman]

There's a reason you weren't picked.

No offense, but you weren't picked because this isn't very good. So posting it yourself is kind of a recipe for disaster... good luck next time!

wallpaperman responds:

what i read:

there's a reason you weren't picked.
No offense, but this very good. So posting it yourself is kind of good luck!

[S.A.M.V. p3: - Mr. 68%]

Baaahahah!

That was awesome. :D Sadly, in reality the nerdy guy never gets laid... I'm so lonely. *sob!*

BaconMask responds:

Melvin's tips for getting laid:

Melvin: In my brief but illustrious career as a "mack daddy", I gained insight to the mind of the ever-elusive chick. Here's my suggestion. Always keep an ample supply of Aerosmith and Journey mix CD's on hand. Some chicks really dig that stuff. I personally perfer They Might be Giants, but it is essential to the game!

-That's ALL there is to it! Instant baby-making time!

[Battle f/t Portal Preview]

Good stuff, but...

Excellant work, BUT!!
You are relying too much on the cool factor of Swift3d. With Strawberry it looks great, but your Joe Zombie looked like crap. Sorry, but you need to learn to combine both Swift3d and regular Flash frame-by-frame animation, or your movie will be no more than another Terminator 3-- a crappy Hollywood effects showcase. You have promise, man-- don't waste it thinking that a cool program is the basis for good animation.

SecretAgentBob responds:

Hmm... actually I've never used Swift3D. Everything was modeled and rendered outside of flash, and then the rendered versions were imported in (thus the large file size). I used Carrara Studio for the modeling, and most of the special effects were achieved through actual video compositing with Final Cut Pro.

And Joe Zombie was frame-by-frame hand animation, which is why it doesen't look nearly as smooth as Strawberry clock.

Anyway, thanks for the review!

[Murray the Monkey ep. 1]

Hee hee hee... he's still level 1.

What I like about Luis(aside from kick-ass movies) is that he's still level 1. That means he doesn't even vote on NG movies, he just makes them! I personally think that's pretty classy, even if he's probably just too damn lazy. :)
Nice music selection, too! :) GOOD JOB!

Luis responds:

aahh never knew the perks of being lazy.. :) but thank you, im glad you enjoyed the flick.

[The Void II]

Blueclock, where are you?!

I hope you're working on Void III, Blueclock, because it looks to me like you have dissapeared from Newgrounds! At least make Void 3 before you leave...

Blue-Clock responds:

I never left...