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[(2003)Newspaper Monster]

i dont have time for this bullshit...

Actually i was lying. i have plenty of time for this bullshit! BECAUSE KNOX BULLSHIT IS THE GREATEST BULLSHIT! woot! your voice acting sucks so much, its funny on its own! and when you add in the awkwardly crappy storyline, horrible modelling "skills" *cough cough*, it all comes together to create AWESOME FLASH! well funny flash, anyways. keep animating, knox! i love how you pump out more of this excellant garbage like every week!

Knox responds:

thanks,i guess

[The Clock Show Ep 2]

ahhhh ha ha ha ha!

"guess what?" "what." "i pressed it." BLAM!
sooo funny. but just one thing.
GO TO CLOCKCREW.CC AND DOWNLOAD THE OFFICIAL CC PICTURES! Im sorry, but you cant draw the clocks that good... no offense, but please go and download the CC .fla files, then copy & paste them into your flash. cause that would be great. i woulda given ya 10 in graphics & style if not for that. but good job!

MonkeyClock responds:

Quiet you. Only retards use stuff that other people made, and don't attempt to try and instruct me like I'm some shitty little newbie.

[the Last Battle PART III]

ha ha ha!

original... except, of course, the one part that was SUCH a huge, huge, matrix rip-off. i laughed. i really did.
...but good movie! though you could have more frames in between each movement, you know, to have a smoother animation.
kick ass!

scr4ppy responds:

HEY. You didn't even give me points for humor.
But I have to admit. It's a rip-off...

[The Pirate Bum]

wow. that was one sonofabitch to load.

waaaaaht the fuck. this movie < comprehendable. good job tho!

toxicbomb responds:

Hhaha huh? Ha thanks for your review moose!

[Noob Sticks PT. 1]

asshole.

even if you hadnt taken the other guys title, your flash still sucks ass. bite me, jackoff.

ChaotixWarKid responds:

shut up noob. i didn't take anyones title, i dont have the slightest clue what the hell your saying. so shut the hell up

[The Pigeon Ambush]

ar?

oh god! so confused. logic fading... brain hurting...
good job. im hoping there were no important messages in there, cause if there were, i sure didnt get em.

Dan545 responds:

Have you ever stuck a fork up your nose. Not just a little, I mean all the way up.

Because I did it once and it felt like my brain hurt.

[A Virus called ZERO 5]

better than most sprite movies.

ill give you that, at least... you animated your sprites well, but the story was boring, the fight was the same as every other sprite battle(except for Mario Brothers Ep. 1! Kick ass!) and the music wasnt as gay as Kirby, but it was bordering thereabouts. im not ragging your show cause its sprites, im really not, but PLEASE make something different next time. anything. really. make a battle between 5 guys, or make the camera move during the battle, or get some better battle music(Mario Brothers Ep. 1! Kick ass!).
Anyhow, good effort i guess. and WHATS IS WITHP YUOR FREAKIY GRAMMER/PSELLING MANN?

Dark-Vincent responds:

.......Mario Brothers Ep. 1 ..........
......I......need....to became..."gud".....
anyway.... thanks, the music wasn't gay?? Coooll!! Btw... what is a gay music.....
anyway again... I'll try to fix all those GRAMMER/PSELIN...er.. ops! GRAMMAR/SPELLING errors.. thanks for the review!

[Newgrounds Jam #2 Menu]

AAACK! *barf*

LET IT BE KNOWN! hate Kirby. its such a gay idea; hes got all these stars and cuteness and shit. (especially the music.) i mean, what kind of game is that?! a three-year-old one, thats what. Solid Snake would wipe his ass with the fluffy little punk.
... as such, you got a crap score from me. however, i think that it was really good if you discount the gay factor, and that if you made a movie about something else it could be really good. so GOOD MOVIE! but also KIRBY IS GAY!

T0MMY responds:

Yeah, what would Solid Snake do? Shoot him? Kirby gets hit with swords, missiles, and massive cannons and still bounces back. Kirby would then vacuum Solid Snake, but he wouldn't copy his ability... because he'd just get stupid mullet powers.
Ha ha ha.
That was all in jest, of course.
But you really should put your personal opinion about the game aside and focus on the work put into it.

-T0MMY

[A Virus called ZERO 4]

i grow quickly tired...

not of your series in particular. dont take it personally, but there are far too many A) Crappy stick movies, B) Crappy Sprite movies, and C) Crappy "wannabe anime" slash "wannabe Sonic the Hedgehog anime" movies. And almost all of them suck, except for a select few. Yours is nothing special, and while it has effort put into it, the end product is still exactly the same as all the others. no offense, but IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE THESE, THEN MAKE 'EM DIFFERENT, not just Zero shoots, X shoots, megaman shoots, scissorman shoots, clownman shoots, and all of the other myriad amounts of whatever-men these movies seem to accumulate.

Dark-Vincent responds:

I just don't care.... i heared this bullshit before, and i've learned to not care.... sorry...

[(Pulse)]

i think (seizure) it (seizure) was ok... (seizure)

first off, let it be said that i hate techno and think its crap. plus this techno was worse than most ive heard. plus this techno was Japanese.(?!)
Your graphics were almost decent, but ANIMATE THEM! good god, just tweening your character across the floor doesnt cut it! but like i say, they were decently drawn and you tried very hard, so ok.
You have a VERY distinct style; i dont like4 it so i give you a 3, but a really interesting style.
...
anyways, good effort, but i guess its just not my kind of Flash. but you tried hard, so your miles ahead of a lot of the flash wannabes out there; so spend more time, make it frame-by-frame maybe, and GOOD LUCK!

yurgenburgen responds:

I was trying to make the animation as close to the original video as possible, when the characters 'float' along the screen, it's like that because they do it in the actual video. Thanks for your review!!!