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[Strawberry's Lucky Day]

Knottsberry sticking out of SBC's ass!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hahahahahahahaAAAAAAAAA!!!

hee heee.
oh god.
hah.
heh. hehe.
Keep 'em coming!

[Newgrounds Jam #2 Menu]

AAACK! *barf*

LET IT BE KNOWN! hate Kirby. its such a gay idea; hes got all these stars and cuteness and shit. (especially the music.) i mean, what kind of game is that?! a three-year-old one, thats what. Solid Snake would wipe his ass with the fluffy little punk.
... as such, you got a crap score from me. however, i think that it was really good if you discount the gay factor, and that if you made a movie about something else it could be really good. so GOOD MOVIE! but also KIRBY IS GAY!

T0MMY responds:

Yeah, what would Solid Snake do? Shoot him? Kirby gets hit with swords, missiles, and massive cannons and still bounces back. Kirby would then vacuum Solid Snake, but he wouldn't copy his ability... because he'd just get stupid mullet powers.
Ha ha ha.
That was all in jest, of course.
But you really should put your personal opinion about the game aside and focus on the work put into it.

-T0MMY

[A Virus called ZERO 4]

i grow quickly tired...

not of your series in particular. dont take it personally, but there are far too many A) Crappy stick movies, B) Crappy Sprite movies, and C) Crappy "wannabe anime" slash "wannabe Sonic the Hedgehog anime" movies. And almost all of them suck, except for a select few. Yours is nothing special, and while it has effort put into it, the end product is still exactly the same as all the others. no offense, but IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE THESE, THEN MAKE 'EM DIFFERENT, not just Zero shoots, X shoots, megaman shoots, scissorman shoots, clownman shoots, and all of the other myriad amounts of whatever-men these movies seem to accumulate.

Dark-Vincent responds:

I just don't care.... i heared this bullshit before, and i've learned to not care.... sorry...

[Mario Brothers - Part I]

laffedy laff laff

yes, your preloader is INDEED better. hee hee! but what i think is really nice is the music. it works so well, and the only other movies ive ever seen whose music are as good as this are all the Joe Zombie movies. KICK ASS MAN! if you dont make the second(and third and fourth and tenth) ones, ive got a baseball bat with your name on it.
and i WILL use it.

[Joe Zombie :: Episode 5]

another masterpiece

...and yet, for the 2 years or whatever weve been waiting for this, its still so short... i swear to god, drop Cole Mole. no offence, but that looks slightly retarded considering your skills. also, you cant draw people well... stick with sticks, if you know what i mean. and please, i beg you, that fight scene was devine. oh god, man, spend ALL YOUR TIME on the next fight scene because it was godly.

[(Pulse)]

i think (seizure) it (seizure) was ok... (seizure)

first off, let it be said that i hate techno and think its crap. plus this techno was worse than most ive heard. plus this techno was Japanese.(?!)
Your graphics were almost decent, but ANIMATE THEM! good god, just tweening your character across the floor doesnt cut it! but like i say, they were decently drawn and you tried very hard, so ok.
You have a VERY distinct style; i dont like4 it so i give you a 3, but a really interesting style.
...
anyways, good effort, but i guess its just not my kind of Flash. but you tried hard, so your miles ahead of a lot of the flash wannabes out there; so spend more time, make it frame-by-frame maybe, and GOOD LUCK!

yurgenburgen responds:

I was trying to make the animation as close to the original video as possible, when the characters 'float' along the screen, it's like that because they do it in the actual video. Thanks for your review!!!

[Stick Slayer Episode 7]

three things...

first, good movie. second, there are SOME good stick movies. LOTS and LOTS of crappy ones, but some good ones. third, YOU KILLED PICO YOU MOTHERFUCKER! OH GOD, WHY?! WHY?! WHYYYY?!

*ahem* anyhow, good movie OTHERWISE. good luck.

[The story of Norcox]

eat shit & die

please, man. im undecided as to whether you tried to make a good story and FAILED MISERABLY or if you just plain set out one day in the intention of pissing everyone off... this was horsecrap and you should be strung up by your kidneys on a tentpole.