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A hint of advice...

Firstly, please go and look up "Ease" tweening. Basically, it's simple & makes your tweens look a LOT more realistic. Secondly, make everything move faster-- your fights scenes need some help in the speed department.

And thirdly, instead of making one guy move, then the other, try to have them move around each other, and attack constantly-- attack, block, dodge, attack, as opposed to long stretches of pacing(or worse talking :P)

So nice flash movie, but get 'er up to snuff in the fight department :)

8O

That was genius. The ending was kinda strange(even by this movie's standards) but the movie itself was AMAZING.

Don't make a sequel, because this kind of movie is a one-time thing, but definately make more movies of this style. Maybe use these characters again? (They're schweet.)

XD

The single greatest Flash movie I have ever seen. PH33R attack forevah!

Whoah :)

I think you were trying to raise drug awareness... or maybe be kinkily sexy... or-- you know what?? I have no idea WHAT the hell you were doing. But it sure is a neat effect :) 4 for you!

Nice, but...

It wasn't as long or as funny as it could have been. Precious time that could have been spent on Joe Zombie, dammit!

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How many Flash movies are genuinely frightening? I'd say next to none. But you have an amazing sense of drama, not to mention your artistic skills-- my only 2 bits of advice are:

1- Make maybe 2 or 3 more frames of animation between each action. Your animation is awesome but you could always make it a little smoother.

2- Use sound a bit more-- whenever the little guy imagined the big guy doing something, there was silence; maybe a sharp, loud noise would add to the surprise and add a little more fear to the effect.

Kick ass, this deserves a far higher mark than it has.

There's a reason you weren't picked.

No offense, but you weren't picked because this isn't very good. So posting it yourself is kind of a recipe for disaster... good luck next time!

wallpaperman responds:

what i read:

there's a reason you weren't picked.
No offense, but this very good. So posting it yourself is kind of good luck!

Baaahahah!

That was awesome. :D Sadly, in reality the nerdy guy never gets laid... I'm so lonely. *sob!*

BaconMask responds:

Melvin's tips for getting laid:

Melvin: In my brief but illustrious career as a "mack daddy", I gained insight to the mind of the ever-elusive chick. Here's my suggestion. Always keep an ample supply of Aerosmith and Journey mix CD's on hand. Some chicks really dig that stuff. I personally perfer They Might be Giants, but it is essential to the game!

-That's ALL there is to it! Instant baby-making time!

Ideas!

First off, you should have made him land and die, but then after a couple seconds wings pop out of his back. :)

Second, I suggest making a plethora(hehe) of these and submitting as one big Flash. Your score would most likely be better.

Lastly, someone else said this: "Do all of you young North Americans jerk off over animated blood or something?"
My response? Fuck off. Don't be so high and mighty, because wherever you are, you've got violence freaks there too. Quit picking on me. :)

Jeeesus!

Single most amazing Flash movie ever. I'm inspired to go make a Smash-Brothers style game with NES sprites... I'm not kidding either.

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