mooseproduce's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness Avenger]

Obviously, this kicked ass.

I HAVE ONE SOLE WORRY! I worry very much that, like stick men and clocks, all the retard seven year olds will come and turn Krinkels' characters into spam-fodder, and fling them at us in greater and greater quantities. Let us pray that the Madness guys(strange we still don't have names for them) are forever the respected, awe-indpiring objects of godly Flash worship that they are and so deserve to be.

[Junk Mail]

TAKE ME OFF YOUR FUCKING EMAIL LIST!

This is genius. He just doesn't get it that you can block them. He gets sooo worked up tho. And the cat at the end was great: "ASSHOLES!" Hee hee hee... 5 for you. Oh definitely.

[Madness (preview) Remake]

Make sure you're willing to go all the way

By all means continue the spoof, but only if you are willing to go ALL THE WAY, be that one week's worth of animating, or three months of gruelling work. Don't blow this off 10 minutes in and pretend you're done.

[ClockCraft3 - TheProphecy]

Blizzard music is so good for Flash makers.

Blizzard music is good, quality stuff, yet hacks like me can download it off their site without need of Kazaa! Apparently Archon found this out too.
Ive been planning to make something of this sort for some time. You beat me to it, Archon. But I look forwards to Christmas now with double the childlike excitement!

[(2003)Newspaper Monster]

i dont have time for this bullshit...

Actually i was lying. i have plenty of time for this bullshit! BECAUSE KNOX BULLSHIT IS THE GREATEST BULLSHIT! woot! your voice acting sucks so much, its funny on its own! and when you add in the awkwardly crappy storyline, horrible modelling "skills" *cough cough*, it all comes together to create AWESOME FLASH! well funny flash, anyways. keep animating, knox! i love how you pump out more of this excellant garbage like every week!

Knox responds:

thanks,i guess

["Waterman"]

optimize your fucking audio, for gods sake.

1: Go to the Portal, click "learn Flash" and click optimizing Audio. then do that, because your movie had a horrible loading time considering the quality of animation it had.
2: Go again to "learn Flash" and download the Newgrounds preloader because simply having a flashing play button doesnt cut it with the above mentioned crappy loading time.
3: I also just didnt like the movie, but thats not your fault. it just wasnt my kind of movie, i guess.

[Being Cloned would suck]

"hey, it is jesus!"

hee hee hee... "action jesus." me being a huge atheist, i laughed my ass off. (my mother, on the other hand, might kill me if she saw me watching this.)

[Sword Two]

give me some music!! now!

with music you would get 10, no doubt about it.
This is the best kind of movie! Fighting with no story, no characters, no nothing-- just fight scenes that are so good it makes me laugh.

MAKE ANOTHER! woot!

[For Bassclock]

well, SOMEone had to do it.

and you did it well! but i would like to mention KRINKELS! that fucker has 2 movies on the top 50! i myself voted 5 for both his movies. if a couple retards like the two you mentioned are being jackoffs, thats to be expected. but krinkels man, id expect more from a good, well-received Flash artist. i beleive his words were something like "i come here to be entertained; your movie had no tits or blood in it. it was not entertaining at all." Im gonna stop ranting now, but great movie.